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Here’s a video that warms my dear heart. Showing videos to others makes you appear friendly.
gif hosted from an external site is easy. Heard it might be
illegal someday. Yak shaving and legal jangling are the worst, truly.
Hosting and linking content is copyright radioactive. Be a good netizen and avoid hotlinking, but do it when it’s acceptable (it’s cached anyway).
Netizens think that there are only 5 websites. Here’s a video from one of them. Pat yourself on the back, you have reached the end of the Internet.
Is it safe? Well this message ain’t.
Evil communications corrupt good manners. Grace your hearers with a warning before things get unsavory.
Extraterrestrials care not about speech. According to my lackey, the Internet is serious business for humans.
Professor Wiio says;
If a message can be interpreted in several ways, it will be interpreted in a manner that maximizes the damage.
Limit or boost virality and damage by self destructing the source of an imagined
controversy. This is not to be indexed — search engine bots shall not pass
(hopefully), neither should this message propogate through
RSS feeds. This hidden message
will only disappear in my timeline because I’m an intergalactic time traveler.