Professor Wiio says; If a message can be interpreted in several ways, it will be interpreted in a manner that maximizes the damage.

Limit or boost virality and damage by self destructing the source of an imagined controversy. This is not to be indexed — search engine bots shall not pass (hopefully), neither should this message propogate through JSON and RSS feeds. This hidden message will only disappear in my timeline because I’m an intergalactic time traveler.

Heard you like PDFs but hate accidently downloading them. Charles Dickens is a word wizard.

I’ll keep it short. The introduction of A Tale of Two Cities by Charles Dickens — enjoy!

It was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity.

It was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us.

In short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only.

Reason, meaning, and knowledge are the ground truths of society but only when all other methods have failed. Invoke the world’s most used encyclopedia…

Warning: Article text may change as it appears — the pedia’s not guaranteed to be consistent across discrete spacetimes. If the below does not say “knowledge” you’ve been had.