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{{< disclose >}}
Extraterrestrials care not about speech. According to my
[lackey](https://thedroneely.com), the Internet is serious business for humans.
{{</ disclose >}}

Professor Wiio says;
{{< quote
  "*If a message can be interpreted in several ways, it will be interpreted in a manner that maximizes the damage.*"
  "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wiio%27s_laws"
>}}

Limit or boost virality and damage by self destructing the source of an imagined
controversy. This is not to be indexed --- search engine bots {{< smallcaps "shall not pass" >}}
(hopefully), neither should this message propogate through
`JSON` and `RSS` feeds. This {{< markdown text="hidden message" title="hidden in plain sight" >}}
will only disappear in my timeline because I'm an intergalactic time traveler.

![Isaac Asimov](/canory/media/internet-is-serious.jpg)