So you’re a bit bold. You have the cooking skills needed to stay in the kitchen. This message is not propagated and hopefully not indexed. The communication stays mostly off the record and will not spontaneously blow up.

I heard you like PDFs but hate accidently downloading them. Charles Dickens is a word wizard.

I’ll keep it short. The introduction of A Tale of Two Cities by Charles Dickens — enjoy!

It was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity.

It was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us.

In short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only.

Reason, meaning, and knowledge are the ground truths of society. But, only after all other methods have failed. Invoke the world’s most used encyclopedia…

Warning: Article text may change as it appears — the pedia’s not guaranteed to be consistent across discrete spacetimes. If the below does not say “knowledge” you’ve been had.

Draft those messages, you message drafter. Get a feel of how it delivers before committing the deed. Only reveal your drafts in a local environment — don’t write drafts live on the www unless you like living on the edge.

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Tables are the most universally understood data presentation format but…

The cool kids are moving to a new video site. How long do you reckon this party lasts?

Check out this party trick. This thing can quote other messages. Technically… the instructions from the manufacturer was not to do this — but rules are made to be broken… right?

Weights and Spans?

I was once told spans were worth their weight in gold. Two sentences in line, nine seconds with time.

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So you’ve made it this far, you’re excellent, on par! Two paragraphs or no, just a little more to not go.

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Saepe perspiciatis molestiae iste at quia sequi. Omnis itaque sint ut nihil molestiae quis ut at.

Conclusion

You’ve skipped to the end and thus failed, my friend. You didn’t know? Conclusions and Latin are just for show!

First nothing, then the infinity wars. You know; the miracle of the fallacy à la generality.