First nothing, then the infinity wars. You know; the miracle of the fallacy à la generality.

\begin{align*} & 0 = 0 \times 1\\ & 0 = 0 \times 2\\ & 0 = 0 \times 3 \end{align*}

(1) Sounds about right.

\begin{align*} & 0 = 0\\ & 0 \times 1 = 0 \times 3 \end{align*}

(2) Alien levels of literal meta–abstraction.

\begin{align*} & 1 = 3 \end{align*}

(3) Unity. Don’t try this at home, kids.