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Here’s a video that warms my dear heart. Showing videos to others makes you appear friendly.
Embedding a gif
hosted from an external site is easy. I heard it might be
illegal someday. Yak shaving and legal jangling are the worst, truly.
Hosting and linking content is copyright radioactive. Be a good netizen and avoid hotlinking, but do it when it’s acceptable (it’s cached anyway).
Netizens think that there are only 5 websites. Here’s a video from one of them. Pat yourself on the back, you have reached the end of the Internet.
Content Warning:
Is it safe? Well this message ain’t.
Evil communications corrupt good manners
. Grace your hearers with a warning before things get unsavory.
Shoo.
Extraterrestrials care not about speech. According to my lackey, the Internet is serious business for humans.
Professor Wiio says;
If a message can be interpreted in several ways, it will be interpreted in a manner that maximizes the damage.
Limit or boost virality and damage by self destructing the source of an imagined controversy. This is not to be indexed — search engine bots shall not pass (hopefully), neither should this message propogate through any feeds. This hidden message will only disappear in my timeline because I’m an intergalactic time traveler.