Text animations are out of style. Wait… nu-uh, just checked the clock — and would ya know they’re back in style.

• Observe the signs. Reality bingo.
• We are floating on magic pixie dust. Very scary.
• My ego is under attack. Oh noo!
• Just pick me please, pretty please..
• It’s all just an animation. Frames per second: Infinite!
• Command line flags. Sorcery and runes.
• Resist the struggle. You must fight. Now breathe.
• Big weak, Little strong.