Text animations are out of style. Wait.. nu-uh, just checked the clock — and would ya know they’re back in style.

• Observe the signs. Reality bingo.
• We are floating on magic pixie dust. Very scary.
• My ego is under attack. Oh noo!
• Just pick me please, pretty please..
• It’s all just an animation. Frames per second: Infinite!
• Command line flags. Sorcery and runes.
• Resist the struggle. You must fight. Now breathe.
• Big weak, Little strong.

Netizens think that there are only 5 websites. Here’s a video from one of them. Pat yourself on the back, you have reached the end of the Internet.

This individual is old enough to remember that the Internet is a vast place.

web.archive.org

https://web.archive.org/web/20200111092601/https://twitter.com/tveastman/status/1069674780826071040

The metadata ⬆️ has a menu link to the raw Markdown file markdown.md that generates this message — might as well show my internals. Casual users will frown, power users will delight.