Text animations are out of style. Wait.. nu-uh, just checked the clock — and would ya know they’re back in style.
Observe the signs. Reality bingo. We are floating on magic pixie dust. Very scary. My ego is under attack. Oh noo! Just pick me please, pretty please.. It’s all just an animation. Frames per second: Infinite! Command line flags. Sorcery and runes. Resist the struggle. You must fight. Now breathe. Big weak, Little strong.