We get things done around here! The first step is to write down our goals for today. You can schedule posts by setting a date into the future.

• Write Task List
• Check Task List
• Forget About Task List ™

Speaking of lists. Everyone likes a good list. Spur ridicule and controversy by ranking things. It’s that easy.

1. C
2. Bash
3. Perl

10. JavaScript
11. PHP
12. Java

Is your JavaScript functional? Double¹ click a word and hold the D key to look it up in a dictionary. Select a phrase, and hold the S key to look it up in a search engine. Smartphone users can ignore this and keep scrolling — that’s all they’re good for.

Is it safe? Well this message ain’t. Evil communications corrupt good manners. Grace your hearers with a warning before things get unsavory. Shoo.

Professor Wiio says; If a message can be interpreted in several ways, it will be interpreted in a manner that maximizes the damage.

Limit or boost virality and damage by self destructing the source of an imagined controversy. This is not to be indexed — search engine bots shall not pass (hopefully), neither should this message propogate through any feeds. This hidden message will only disappear in my timeline because I’m an intergalactic time traveler.

So you’re a bit bold. You have the cooking skills needed to stay in the kitchen. This message is not propagated and hopefully not indexed. The communication stays mostly off the record and will not spontaneously blow up.

I heard you like PDFs but hate accidently downloading them. Charles Dickens is a word wizard.

I’ll keep it short. The introduction of A Tale of Two Cities by Charles Dickens — enjoy!

It was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity.

It was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us.

In short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only.

Reason, meaning, and knowledge are the ground truths of society. But, only after all other methods have failed. Invoke the world’s most used encyclopedia…

Warning: Article text may change as it appears — the pedia’s not guaranteed to be consistent across discrete spacetimes. If the below does not say “knowledge” you’ve been had.