“Bootstrap” authors by adding a name to the author list in the toml/json/yaml configuration file. We tried to create a somebody but all we could muster was a nobody.

author:
  list:
  - canory
  - default
  - nobody

To complete the process, read and follow nobody’s profile, then create nobody’s home in the content directory.

content
|__ nobody
    |__ messages
        |__ new.md

We get things done around here! The first step is to write down our goals for today. You can schedule posts by setting a date into the future.

• Write Task List
• Check Task List
• Forget About Task List ™

Speaking of lists. Everyone likes a good list right? Spur ridicule and controversy by ranking things, it’s that easy.

1. C
2. Bash
3. Perl

10. JavaScript
11. PHP
12. Java

Is your JavaScript functional? Double¹ click a word and hold the D key to look it up in a dictionary. Select a phrase, and hold the S key to look it up in a search engine. Smartphone users can ignore this and keep scrolling — that’s all they’re good for.