What’s a null? Zero? A philosophical question? Occasionally someone hands me an old MacBook Pro saying that the screen is fried, asking if it’s junk.

I check to see if it’s an A1706, A1707, yada yada, open the lid, and knock the back of the screen like I’m knocking on someone’s front door. “Is this flexgate?”

There’s always that confused look as it turns on and as to not look totally insane, “Wait, I know what you’re going to ask next, so who’s flexgate?”