This individual is old enough to remember that the Internet is a vast place.
Descended from an inner star system of the Sunflower galaxy. Not an owl. Theme Canory — a micro blog theme for Hugo, one of many static site generators. Profile by luboshouska and header by luminas_art.
Descended from an inner star system of the Sunflower galaxy. Not an owl. Theme Canory — a micro blog theme for Hugo, one of many static site generators. Profile by luboshouska and header by luminas_art.
The metadata ⬆️ menu has a link to the raw
Markdown. The file
markdown.md generates this message. I might as well show my internals.
Casual users will frown, power users will delight.
Dignissimos quis animi velit. Not a bot. If you believe everything you read on the Internet, you’ll think that I’m human. Profile by guaxipo and header by 11082974.
Beep beep beep. Another user? Multiple users are available by setting a specific author. @canory thinks this is cool but doesn’t know any better — it’s hacks all the way down.
Dignissimos quis animi velit. Not a bot. If you believe everything you read on the Internet, you’ll think that I’m human. Profile by guaxipo and header by 11082974.
“Bootstrap” the authors. Add a name to the authors’ list in the toml/json/yaml
configuration file. We tried to create a somebody but all we could muster was a
nobody.
authors:
list:
- canory
- default
- nobodyTo complete the process, read and follow nobody’s profile, then create nobody’s home in the content directory.
content
|__ nobody
|__ messages
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We get things done around here! The first step is to write down our goals for today. You can schedule posts by setting a date into the future.
- Write Task List
- Check Task List
- Forget About Task List ™
Descended from an inner star system of the Sunflower galaxy. Not an owl. Theme Canory — a micro blog theme for Hugo, one of many static site generators. Profile by luboshouska and header by luminas_art.
Speaking of lists. Everyone likes a good list. Spur ridicule and controversy by ranking things. It’s that easy.
- C
- Bash
- Perl
- JavaScript
- PHP
- Java
Descended from an inner star system of the Sunflower galaxy. Not an owl. Theme Canory — a micro blog theme for Hugo, one of many static site generators. Profile by luboshouska and header by luminas_art.
Is your JavaScript functional? Double1 click a word and hold the
D key to look it up in a dictionary. Select a phrase, and hold the
S key to look it up in a search engine. Smartphone users can ignore
this and keep scrolling — that’s all they’re good for.
Descended from an inner star system of the Sunflower galaxy. Not an owl. Theme Canory — a micro blog theme for Hugo, one of many static site generators. Profile by luboshouska and header by luminas_art.
Content Warning:
Is it safe? Well this message ain’t.
Evil communications corrupt good manners
.
Grace your hearers with a warning before things get unsavory. Shoo.
Descended from an inner star system of the Sunflower galaxy. Not an owl. Theme Canory — a micro blog theme for Hugo, one of many static site generators. Profile by luboshouska and header by luminas_art.
Extraterrestrials care not about speech. According to my lackey, the Internet is serious business for humans.
Professor Wiio says; If a message can be interpreted in several ways, it will be interpreted in a manner that maximizes the damage.
Limit or boost virality and damage by self destructing the source of an imagined controversy. Index not. Search engine bots shall not pass (hopefully), neither should this message propagate through any feeds. This hidden message will only disappear in my timeline because I’m an intergalactic time traveler.
Index: Cache · Source
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