Here’s a video that warms my dear heart. Showing videos to others makes you appear friendly.

Embedding a gif hosted from an external site is easy. I heard it might be illegal someday. Yak shaving and legal jangling are the worst, truly.

Hosting and linking content is copyright radioactive. Be a good netizen and avoid hotlinking, but do it when it’s acceptable (it’s cached anyway).

There’s no infinite scrolling here. It enfeebles the psyche. Here’s a list of definitions. You have received enlightenment; heed my words.

Infinite

Subject to no limitation or external determination.

Enfeeble

To make feeble: to deprive of strength.

Psyche

The totality of elements forming the mind.

Text animations are out of style. Wait… nu-uh, just checked the clock — and would ya know they’re back in style.

• Observe the signs. Reality bingo.
• We are floating on magic pixie dust. Very scary.
• My ego is under attack. Oh noo!
• Just pick me please, pretty please..
• It’s all just an animation. Frames per second: Infinite!
• Command line flags. Sorcery and runes.
• Resist the struggle. You must fight. Now breathe.
• Big weak, Little strong.

Netizens think that there are only 5 websites. Here’s a video from one of them. Pat yourself on the back, you have reached the end of the Internet.

This individual is old enough to remember that the Internet is a vast place.

web.archive.org

https://web.archive.org/web/20200111092601/https://twitter.com/tveastman/status/1069674780826071040

The metadata ⬆️ menu has a link to the raw Markdown. The file markdown.md generates this message. I might as well show my internals. Casual users will frown, power users will delight.

Beep beep beep. Another user? Multiple users are available by setting a specific author. @canory thinks this is cool but doesn’t know any better — it’s hacks all the way down.

“Bootstrap” the authors. Add a name to the authors’ list in the toml/json/yaml configuration file. We tried to create a somebody but all we could muster was a nobody.

authors:
  list:
  - canory
  - default
  - nobody

To complete the process, read and follow nobody’s profile, then create nobody’s home in the content directory.

content
|__ nobody
    |__ messages
        |__ new.md