Beep beep beep. Another user? Multiple users are available by setting a specific author. @canory thinks this is cool but doesn’t know any better – it’s hacks all the way down.

“Bootstrap” authors by adding a name to the author list in the toml/json/yaml configuration file. We tried to create a somebody but all we could muster was a nobody.

author:
  list:
  - canory
  - default
  - nobody

To complete the process, read and follow nobody’s profile, then create nobody’s home in the content directory.

content
|__ nobody
    |__ messages
        |__ new.md

We get things done around here! The first step is to write down our goals for today. You can schedule posts by setting a date into the future.

• Write Task List
• Check Task List
• Forget About Task List ™

Speaking of lists. Everyone likes a good list. Spur ridicule and controversy by ranking things, it’s that easy.

1. C
2. Bash
3. Perl

10. JavaScript
11. PHP
12. Java

Is your JavaScript functional? Double¹ click a word and hold the D key to look it up in a dictionary. Select a phrase, and hold the S key to look it up in a search engine. Smartphone users can ignore this and keep scrolling — that’s all they’re good for.

Is it safe? Well this message ain’t. Evil communications corrupt good manners. Grace your hearers with a warning before things get unsavory. Shoo.

Professor Wiio says; If a message can be interpreted in several ways, it will be interpreted in a manner that maximizes the damage.

Limit or boost virality and damage by self destructing the source of an imagined controversy. This is not to be indexed — search engine bots shall not pass (hopefully), neither should this message propogate through JSON and RSS feeds. This hidden message will only disappear in my timeline because I’m an intergalactic time traveler.

So you’re a bit bold and have the cooking skills needed to stay in the kitchen. This message is not propagated and hopefully not indexed. The communication stays mostly off the record and will not spontaneously blow up.

Heard you like PDFs but hate accidently downloading them. Charles Dickens is a word wizard.