Demonstrate your brilliance by embedding code with impeccable taste and beautiful style.

 1;;; Numbers
 2
 39999999999999999999999 ; integers
 4#b111                  ; binary => 7
 5#o111                  ; octal => 73
 6#x111                  ; hexadecimal => 273
 73.14159s0              ; single
 83.14159d0              ; double
 91/2                    ; ratios
10#C(1 2)                ; complex numbers

Here’s a video that warms my dear heart. Showing videos to others makes you appear friendly.

Embedding a gif hosted from an external site is easy. Heard it might be illegal someday. Yak shaving and legal jangling are the worst, truly.

Hosting and linking content is copyright radioactive. Be a good netizen and avoid hotlinking, but do it when it’s acceptable (it’s cached anyway).

There’s no infinite scrolling here — it enfeebles the psyche. Here are a list of definitions. You have received enlightenment, heed my words.

Infinite

Subject to no limitation or external determination.

Enfeeble

To make feeble: to deprive of strength.

Psyche

The totality of elements forming the mind.

Text animations are out of style. Wait.. nu-uh, just checked the clock — and would ya know they’re back in style.

• Observe the signs. Reality bingo.
• We are floating on magic pixie dust. Very scary.
• My ego is under attack. Oh noo!
• Just pick me please, pretty please..
• It’s all just an animation. Frames per second: Infinite!
• Command line flags. Sorcery and runes.
• Resist the struggle. You must fight. Now breathe.
• Big weak, Little strong.

Netizens think that there are only 5 websites. Here’s a video from one of them. Pat yourself on the back, you have reached the end of the Internet.

This individual is old enough to remember that the Internet is a vast place.

web.archive.org

https://web.archive.org/web/20200111092601/https://twitter.com/tveastman/status/1069674780826071040

The metadata ⬆️ has a menu link to the raw Markdown file markdown.md that generates this message — might as well show my internals. Casual users will frown, power users will delight.

Beep beep beep. Another user? Multiple users are available by setting a specific author. @canory thinks this is cool but doesn’t know any better – it’s hacks all the way down.