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date    = "2023-06-20T00:29:26+00:00"
lastmod = "2023-06-20T00:29:26+00:00"
tags    = [ "satires" ]
author  = "tdro"
+++

Marketing has advanced...

| Market                                                   |  Translation                                                     |
|:---------------------------------------------------------|:-----------------------------------------------------------------|
| air fryer                                                | convection toaster oven                                          |
| {{< abbr html "hypertext markup language" >}} streaming  | server "renders" html to browser gradually                       |
| zero javascript                                          | fetching {{< abbr js javascript >}} & html on js event listeners |
| {{< abbr nft "non--fungible token" >}}                   | cash shop items                                                  |
| {{< abbr ai "artificial intelligence" >}}                | anything you want it to be                                       |
| decentralization                                         | centralization unbundled                                         |