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date    = "2026-02-13T23:24:29+00:00"
lastmod = "2026-02-13T23:24:29+00:00"
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It's Friday the 13th and I've just been
[lorem ipsum'd in the face](https://bahamasparliament.org/parliament-members/leonardo-d-lightbourne/#:~:text=Lorem%20ipsum).
I've always preferred the textual rickroll while
[researching](/tdro/messages/data/#tdro-messages-data) (quick & painless
gotcha). Since `2023`, I've mostly stopped reading articles.

The time saving trick now is to look at title dissimilarities and
speed-read lightly. The new lorem ipsum is a thick labyrinth of maze like
semantics that looks amazing, says nothing _and_ something, and may violate simple
laws of physics.

There are mistakes in places where they shouldn't be and unfortunately
I can't play industrial scale spot the difference.