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date    = "2026-10-09T19:15:44+00:00"
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Here's an [obligatory](/tdro/messages/distro-lurk/#tdro-messages-distro-lurk)
shoot yourself in the [foot joke](/tdro/messages/pensive-knives/#tdro-messages-pensive-knives)
that I just came up with:

  > You've just learned about a gun that makes it impossible to shoot yourself in
  > the foot. To check, you load in a set of bullets, switch the safety lever mode
  > attribute to recursive, and confidently pull on the trigger. To your surprise
  > the gun explodes recursively. Everything is intact, except your two feet which
  > have been nix'd into two billion pieces.